Cause you never think that the last time is the last time. You think there will be more. You think you have forever, but you don’t.
— (via dryyoureyes-startbelieving)
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idk what i’m doing w/ my life but i know i’m doing it wrong
there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t change the toilet paper roll
holding in a fart all day and finally getting home
person: get off ur high horse
me:
that is a giraffe. try again.
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Even if you know what’s coming, you’re never prepared for how it feels.
— Natalie Standiford, How to Say Goodbye in Robot (via le-vide)
what’s really amazing to me is that people are so afraid of body hair on women that even in a shaving commercial they won’t show a hairy leg. they demonstrate the razor by shaving a hairless leg. they show their product being completely useless instead of showing leg hair. it’s just wild
